Recommended Reading
Check out these other books that I recommend.
The Mr. & Mrs. Happy Handbook:
Everything I Know About Love and Marriage (with corrections by Mrs. Doocy)
by by Steve Doocy
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Ever since Eve asked Adam, “Do I look fat in this fig leaf?” it has been apparent that husbands don’t know how to relate to their wives. Men believe they understand women and vice versa, but really men know as much about women as a cocker spaniel knows about assembling a Weber grill.
Welcome to The Mr. & Mrs. Happy Handbook, Steve Doocy’s laugh-out-loud perspective on love, marriage, and family. The book can be used for its hilarious husband and wife wisdom or, if things aren’t going well, as a projectile to get somebody’s attention. This is not an advice book. It is a DON’T EVEN THINK OF TRYING THIS book. The author, his family, and his collection of friends (some very famous in the worlds of entertainment, business, and politics) have already discreetly made almost every conceivable marriage mistake, and it is their hope that this irrev- erent manual can save you the trouble of being an idiot on your own.
Doocy, co-host of Fox & Friends, who has been married for twenty consecutive years, provides real slice-of-life stories on everything from early marriage (”I love you, you’re perfect, now wear this thong”) and pregnancy (”You’re eating for two? Who— you and Shaquille O’Neal?”) to sending your child to college (”Is that a funnel?”) and retirement (high-fiber appetizers on Viagra dates). Most of the stories conclude with “corrections” and additional wise words from Doocy’s real-life wife, Kathy, who, after two decades of picking up Steve’s socks in the garage, has developed a zany sense of humor herself.
There is also a handy troubleshooting section for when things go haywire, like during the eye- opening experiment undertaken especially for this book, wherein the author wanted to prove to his wife that they were perfect for each other, so he had them join an on-line dating service. Out of a database of several hundred thousand guys, he was not in her top 532 local men. Despite the fact that their one- month experiment ended a year ago, she’s still getting photographs of single men whose head shots appear to have been taken at a recent skinhead convention. Luckily for him, she still prefers “bonehead to skinhead.”
This book is a celebration of the pageantry that is wedlock, which starts with an “I do” and sometimes ends with a boiled rabbit. Let’s face it, marriage isn’t always as smooth as a forty-year-old’s forehead after six months of Botox. In fact, marriage is ridiculously hard, but laughing about it is now incredibly easy with The Mr. & Mrs. Happy Handbook.
Best Sports Cliches Ever!:
We’re Taking Them One at a Time
by Don (Dr. Cliche) Powell
Here’s what the media is saying about Best Sports Clichés Ever.
“It’s a home run.”
—Sports Illustrated
“It’s got the whole package.”
—Fox Sports
The book “gives 110% and shows some leather.”
—ESPN the Magazine
“Dr. Cliché brings his ‘ A ‘ game.”
—ESPN
“It’s one of the funniest books you’ll ever read.”
—Good Times Magazine
“A fun conversation piece for around the house.”
—FOX News
“You have to love this book. It’s a fun read that had me laughing and smiling the entire time. I wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone.”
—Mark Cuban; Owner, Dallas Mavericks
Book Description:
Everyone uses clichés. That’s because they are as much a part of sports as the games themselves. Well, now Dr. Don Powell, aka Dr. Cliché, has stepped up to the plate and created a library of the “best and brightest clichés.”
Best Sports Clichés Ever puts you in the zone and takes fun to the next level. It contains 1,771 clichés divided into 87 unique categories.
Whether you are a casual or avid fan or simply want to become one, you’ll be smiling and laughing the entire time you read this book. It’s also a great conversation piece that will be passed around during every game.
To order a copy of the book CLICK HERE.
They Just Don’t Get It:
How Washington is Still Compromising Your Safety –
And What You Can Do About It
by Colonel David Hunt
Pre-Orders for Signed / Personalized Copies of Col. David Hunt’s new book They Just Don’t Get It are now being taken. To pre-order a copy CLICK HERE.
Book Review:
“If President Bush is really serious about winning the War on Terror, he needs to read They Just Don’t Get It immediately. And you do too.” —Bill O’Reilly
Book Description:
No more politics—just the truth about what we can and must do to protect ourselves.
Fox News military analyst Colonel David Hunt has dedicated his career to fighting terrorism. A twenty-nine-year U.S. Army veteran, he has helped take out an active terrorist camp, trained the FBI and Special Forces in counterterrorism tactics, and served as security adviser to six different Olympic Games.
And Colonel Hunt is angry. Why? Because even after the terrorist attacks on our country and on Americans around the world, the people charged with protecting us—the politicians and the bureaucrats in military and intelligence—still aren’t getting the job done.
They Just Don’t Get It provides a much-needed wake-up call to all Americans. As politicians posture and pundits bicker, we’re losing sight of the fundamental problem: We’re still not equipped to win the War on Terror. In fact, the terrorist threat is far worse than we feared, as made frighteningly clear by the fifty pages of documents published here for the first time—including a shocking manual taken from the terrorists themselves.
But instead of just complaining, Colonel Hunt tells us exactly what we must do—without regard to political game-playing—to emerge victorious in the challenge that history has given us. These are changes we can make at every level—as individual citizens, as a government, and as a military power. As he shows in this book, while the government and our military lead the fight to protect us, ordinary citizens can and must contribute.
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